Noticeably absent in the last few episodes. Valve Corporation. WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. Mexican Gang Member #4: I thought this was my year. When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won't know what hit it in the face. He totally missed the board. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Xavier: They say when you die, you sh*t your pants. Dyke. When a young boy's dreams of mascoting gets crushed by a local gang of gang members, Xavier takes the toughs under his wing. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Your crazies have a brand-new mascot who's played by Percy Handfisher, A sophomore whose parents were recently killed in a thresher. You could say it started when I was a kid. Mexican Gang Leader: Percy, I crown thee temporary leader of the Local Locos. Oh yeah! Coming up, we got traffic on the 1's. Television Reporter: The figure is a rather ugly creature, possibly a Chinaman of some sort Xavier: I'm going to have to go back in time and find who did this painting, and what it means. Xavier: Well, Ma'am, I suppose I'm seeking a deep strata of truth. Mexican Gang Leader: I like. Xavier: I was groping enlightenment in my bedroom, and before you could scream "murder by arson," our house was on fire. "Weapons Grade Life" has Xavier encounter a boy in a wheelchair and his friends. Charge him a recycling fee. Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants. 2 Mar. You even have a girlfriend. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Xavier: [Xavier is returned to the room of doors in Barcode Man's clothing] So, it was me all along! Look buddy, know when you defeated. Man: You see what this weirdo here is saying? I love your wife. But this time, The suffixed will become the sufferer, and it appears the baby killer is about to kill a baby. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Huoourgh! Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Caveman: Take that! Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection. Xavier: I better take a look at you stat. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Oh yeah? I've finally limited my cosplay down for comic con, and I'm doing Kayako Saeki from Ju-On. Xavier: Fate. Hello? Youre about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon! Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen. Me, I like to kill on the beach. Me bequeathed thee, the psychopathological hand-you-downs. Valve Corporation. But its too late, you snoze, you lose. WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. I'm tough enough to join your little gang. Scroll down for resources, mod and verification applications, Discord listings and more. WebXavier: Chief was deep. I say bone white! JavaScript is disabled. It's a reason, and tonight, everything seems so reasonable. . No thanks, Im full, cause I eat pussies like you for breakfast! l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. It's only the size of a fist, but it packs a lot more punch. Mexican Gang Leader: Now phase two. Gand Member: Bone white? And a breakfast nook A sauna. The show is known for its ubiquitous use of ideologically critical black comedy, surrealist and absurdist humor presented through a psychedelic and satirically New Age lens. Got a caller on line 7, are you there? Hold. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. I've got to help those poor bastards. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Xavier surrenders his own freedom to the whims of a spoiled child to save dame humanity. I'm standing right here. Cavewoman: My husband. Xavier: And now I ramble forth on my endless journey to be the greatest aid-spreader of all time. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of deja vu reigns supreme. she probably thinks this quip is about her, "Fate. And so the final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match. Hey, shake hands with your future, old friend. Harder. Xavier: Of course! Barcode Man: [points gun at Xavier] Do you believe in God? Xavier's Father: No, no, no, no. Hallucination: Every luxury has a deep price. Clip: Hey, bunghole, cease that inner yapping. WCRST, Succotash and the Bird in the morning. Xavier: Chief Master Guru, You have so many wisdoms left to teach me. Shiny: (between punches) Givemebackmyson! Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Weather Reporter: Weather's on the traffic, traffic's on the--. 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Hello? Xavier: You need to move on from losing your father back there. Shiny: (crossing himself) I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! So why dont you split? Police Officer: Someone stole our bloodhounds, but we got the backup bloodhounds to chase the first-string bloodhounds. Forced to Walk the Earth because everyone hates him, Xavier seeks enlightenment and tries to help peoplebut at worst, he creates problems where none exist and causes tons of carnage, and at best, he somehow gets everyone to put aside their differences and join together for the common (and usually justified) goal of beating him senseless. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. All rights reserved. Xavier: They say when you die, you shit your pants, but not me. Web. During his travels, he learns more about his Sorry for beating you up before. Preacher: So if I have sex with that gorilla, the entire world will go to Heaven? turner AdultSwim.com is part of Turner Entertainment Digital which is part of the Turner Sports & Entertainment Digital Network. Kind of making a splash in the preaching scene. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. [distorted] Processing. WebNick Weidenfeld. I vow to ramble these worlds and find the evil ones who did this to avenge your death. Gang Leader: I'm the leader! Police Civilian: Just hit the switch, Rodney. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. DJ: No time! Relax. Xavier: Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. Inhale. Bestial-ulating that skeeter? Mocho: I'm big now, but I recently dropped 230 pounds. With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. His good deedery results in a drug Lord's death-and per chance a lover for Xavier. Xavier himself is also a parody of the. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Xavier: I did it. You're so strong! If you love soup so much, why dont you marry soup? Television Commercial: Whoopsie doodle, there was a mix-up at the cookie factory! The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. A good example is the episode "Signs From Godrilla": This episode explores the aspects of choice, free will and religion by using various themes, including recursion and mind/body dualism, to aid in its expression. Shiny: [punches Xavier while talking] GiveMeBackMySon! Forgive mmm [unintelligible buzzing]. Me, I like to kill on the beach. Xavier's Dad: Son, it was you who killed me. Clip: We don't got no freaks here in Burbury, and we's done hate freaks with open, unquenchable cans of philosophical thirst-worms. When someone says "life", the word echoes, almost every single time, no matter who says it. You say this factory is poisoning you? Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. F-F-Frightened? Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Some o' them crazy cookies. Please view our rules and wikis before posting. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. But the love of my life is a lady named "Ramblin' On.". executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. Xavier: The hunter has become the hunter-ed. Below are examples of her look by other cosplayers and resource images I've collected The missing child you each seek to reconnect with is still inside you all. Barcode Man: [shooting a line of animal-headed people execution style] Do you believe in God? Xavier: How does he explain the fact that his own son's legs make me want to puke all over them? Let me see it. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. As a result, for the last minute or so of the show, all the dialogue is in Arabic. Hello? the woman he's having sex with is his mother. Mexican Gang Leader: Once a year, we let one novice member sit in as gang leader for a week. You have to watch us eat the pizza with nary a slice for yourself. Enter the full URL of your item or group's Polycount page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's reddit page, Enter the full URL to your item or group's Sketchfab page, This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. Woman: They make it safe to wear white pants, and they're nice and huge! You wanna be? Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived our initiation, come give it a try. I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white! Did you know there are over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? I'll let them co-bask in my reflective glory! But we can jog my memory, with the Lakota memory-joggin' dance. Chief Master Guru: Of course, youngling. To make matters worse, on that episode, the darn eye also EJACULATES A SENTIENT DOG-LIKE SPERM. Skeeter-Beast: Sorry, but I'm with someone who doesn't lie about who they are on the inside. The heart of an explosion. Just five hots. Mexican Gang Leader: We toilet flush the drugs. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] Say what you want about me, but lay off the soup. This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. Listen, we dont cotton to freaks round these parts, scram wierdo! Xavier: Please, I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover What Doth Life? Are you so dumb, youd even answer rhetorical questions? Xavier: People, hurry, get *in* the way! How many times am I going to have to clean up your messes?! By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection ``.. 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